me: *watchin dan and tylers new video*

brother: i need to come into ur room bc the internet sucks in mine sry lol

dan: what helps obama unwind??? cheeky bum sex

me:

brother: *looks deep into my eyes*

brother:

me:

brother:

me:

brother: i am going to leave u

brother: forever

brother: *whispers to self as walking out* what the fuck