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  • Toddler:

    Mama, I L-L-Looo

  • Mother:

    You love me?!

  • Toddler:

    Long ago the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years past and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an Airbender named Aang. And although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Aang can save the world.

On my death bed barely holding on

  • Doctor:

    Do you have any last requests?

  • Me:

    yes,... come closer.....[Doctor moves forward]...closer...[moves in closer] ...[eventually the doctor gets so close I can lick him and say:]

  • Me:

    Tell that.......Sam Pada-....pada- ...mmm, somethin, and Jensen Frackles to be in a gay porn together [coughs up a lung] ..that's the only way my spirit will be put to rest. And TRUST ME....they'll want that....

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